Appendices

Appendix A: Plane tickets to Hawaii

Plane tickets in 2012 cost around $858 for one-way.

 

Appendix B: Carnivorous chicken recipe

You should slowly introduce the coyote meat. Before feeding, grind up fresh coyote and mix it into the feed. Starting with a 25% ratio, increase the amount of coyote in the mix by adding another 25% every week.

 

Appendix C: Bomb

Yeah, right. I'm not going to tell you how to make a bomb.